1998
With A. Whitney Brown and Brian Unger
Tonight, Monica Lewinsky : Another Piece Of Tail. Sitting stage right, audience
left, I'm Brian Unger.
A. Whitney:
Sitting stage left, on his right, I'm A. Whitney Brown, and this is Backfire!
Brian:
Can her career as an intern survive? Will and apology restore her credibility?
(shows a clip of President Clinton)
President Clinton:
...First and foremost, my family, also my friends, my staff, and my cabinet,
Monica Lewisnky and her family, and the American People. I have asked all for forgiveness.
Brian:
Forgive what? She's a '
A. Whitney:
Brian, you just don't get it. She's the victim here! Clinton has damaged her
ability to function effictively as the office slut!
Brian:
Whitney, you can't judge Monica on this one instance. Taken as a whole, she's a
great intern.
A. Whitney:
But, the world is laughing at us! This is the best we could come up with for
America's Highest Ranking STANK?!?!?! I'm embarrassed!
Brian:
You're being way too harsh. Even a hoochie-girl has the right to a personal
life. And of course, she should be punished.
A. Whitney:
Of course. She's ... been a bad girl.
Brian:
Spanking?
A. Whitney:
Oh yeah...
Brian:
Is a spanking enough?
A. Whitney:
Ooooh....she's been a very. naughty. girl.
Brian:
...and what happens to naughty girls?
A. Whitney:
They get taken prisoner by the Pirate Captain!
Brian:
For stage right, audience left, I'm Brian Unger.
A. Whitney:
And from stage left, audience left, I'm A. Whitney Brown, and this has been
Backfire!