"I want to know God's thoughts ... the rest are details"|
"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self."
This, shown on the left, is a picture of Albert Einstein who is considered by many to be the founder of the Nerd Way of Life. It is to him that we credit our very existence. The God of Nerdom has given us a purpose, and that purpose is... well, we don't know. All we do know is that without him we'd be towel boys for the jocks.
Of course what would the
Sigmah Pheye Nothing Page
be without our Living Prophet,
Colonel Bill Gates
(Waging war on any other not-as-nerdy company that exists)
WAR||Old Voice Sample||This is Chris. Chris was best known for his knowledge of computer hardware, Novell Networks, and Star Wars. Chris died June 10, 1998 from complications of Hotchkins (or Hodgekins) Disease. There is currently no known cure for this cancer, which affects the lymph system of the body. Sigma Phi Nothing lives on in his memory.|
|Old Voice Sample||This is Brian. He is rare being the only Computer Nerd who doesn't have a total grasp on Star Wars, Magic, or Star Trek. Brian enjoys disc jockeying; a hobby which he has used to his advantage for over seven years. He spends way too much time in front of his computer and not enough time doing homework. Brian now has moved on and lives in Scottsbluff, Nebraska where he lucked out and got a great job at an ISP / Computer shop.|
|Old Voice Sample||Ethan is an artist... sometimes. He is also a murderer and guitarist on weekends. Your typical CS major, he plays vampire more than quake. He listens to Bauhaus way too much, assuming he's not otherwise occupied with screaming black-clad figures.|
|Old Voice Sample||Jeff Novakouski is a deranged sociopath who loves chalk candy hearts. He and can be often found wearing green sunglasses and black fingerless leather gloves.|