Conquerer of radio, television, books TWICE, and
by February 1997 FILM!!!
Howard Stern, the King of All Media, has once again proven to himself,
and the world, that he truly can live up to his title. In early February
Howard announced that his movie, Private Parts, has begun the preliminary
stages of production. Not only has the movie started, but its being done
by top film company Paramount Pictures, and produced by Ivan Reitman. If
that isn't truly accomplishing the task of movies, then I don't know what is.
Long live Howard - The King Of All Media!
As you probably already know, I am a Howard
Stern fan. Some commonly asked questions are
"How can you stand that filth?" or "Is what Howard does
on the radio actually happening?"
For the first question, I don't think its filth,
or any more filth than we all experience in our
common everyday lives. Howard vents his feelings
through the microphone, whether they be
controversial or not. If you stop and think about
what you and some friends were discussing at one
time or another than chances are it wasn't much
worse than something Howard has said. If Howard is
anything its Honest. Howard doesn't let
the micricrophone stop him from telling you what's
on his mind.
As for the second question, ABSOLUTELY YES!
If you are fortunate enough to get
E! ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION
unlike myself, then you most likely have seen the "Howard Stern" show.
If you don't get E!, like myself, then I urge you to harrass your cable
company. Call them at every opportunity. Yell at them.
I say "harrass" them because no matter what you tell them nothing will be
done. They could care less what you think. Chances are they have no
competition and could care less if someone isn't happy because they know
you're not going to cancel your service.
My cable company is
Harron Cable of Glens Falls.
Every time I ask them when they are going to update they tell
me within 2 years...
THEY'VE TOLD ME THIS SINCE 1990!!!!!
As for Howard Stern's show, my original subject, all of
what you hear is happening.
Every thing Howard says is the truth... well maybe.
Howard says that he has a penis that's "hung like a pimple".
I think he says that he has a small penis to get attention.
The man can never get enough attention. He is fueled by it.
And yet, it is the very thing that may someday destroy him,
however unlikely. When this happens and how it comes about
are yet to be seen. Howard has been through many struggles
in his career and always seems to come out more popular and
better than before. Will there be an end to Howard Stern.
If so, chances are it will most likely result from the bullett
of some member of an organization set out, as if life depended
on it, to stop him.
(Like the Hispanics, or Mexicans, or Jews, or Christians,
or Philipinos, or Chinese, or Whites, or Blacks...)
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