"I want to know God's thoughts ... the rest are details"|
"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self."
This, shown on the left, is a picture of Albert Einstein who is considered by many to be the founder of the Nerd Way of Life. It is to him that we credit our very existence. The God of Nerdom has given us a purpose, and that purpose is... well, we don't know. All we do know is that without him we'd be towel boys for the jocks.
Of course what would the
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be without our Living Prophet,
Colonel Bill Gates
(Waging war on any other not-as-nerdy company that exists)
|Voice Sample||This is Chris. Chris is best known for his knowledge of computer hardware, Novell Networks, and Star Wars. He is also know for his involvement with the Marist Computer Society, and its president, Patti. Chris also enjoys Magic, D&D, and most fantasy games. Chris currently lives in the Philadelphia area and is working as a Novell Network specialist.|
|Voice Sample||This is Brian. There is not much to say about Brian... until you really think about him. He is rare being the only Computer Nerd who doesn't have a total grasp on Star Wars, Magic, or Star Trek. Brian enjoys disc jockeying; a hobby which he has used to his advantage for over seven years. Brian appears to be the only horseman who is without a mate. He spends way too much time in front of his computer and not enough time doing homework. Brian also DJ's at WMCR and WBTN frequently, specializing in his 80s show. Brian currently lives in the Glens Falls / Lake George area of New York and is working as the electronics department associate of Caldor in his mall (sounds fancy doesn't it!).|
|Voice Sample||This is Ethan. Ethan is best known for his Gothic nature. He almost always wears black. He is also known for his artistic talent, and skills in computer programming, which he uses to his advantage with his job for the Marist Computer Lab thing. Ethan also enjoys playing his electric guitar, D&D, and most role playing games. Ethan currently lives in the Burlington, Vermont area and is working for Macro International as a database technician and programmer.|
|Voice Sample||Jeff Novakouski is a deranged sociopath who loves chalk candy hearts. He has a girlfriend who's nearly as deranged as he is and he and can be often found wearing green sunglasses and black fingerless leather gloves.|