April, 2000
With Jon Stewart and Steve Carell
Jon:
What can we do to prevent this kind of thing happening in our own home?
Steve:
Well, Jon; here is a safety checklist on how to tell whether a fire is on TV, or
if your TV is actually on fire. One: is your TV slightly warm to the touch, or
does it cause the skin on your hands to bubble and melt? Melting skin is a
definite warning sign. Two : if flames appear on your TV, immediately change
your channel. If all the channels display flames, there's a strong likelihood
that your TV is on fire.
Jon:
Excellent. Well, those are important safety tips.
Steve:
Well, especially now with the holiday season coming up, and St. Nick loading up
his sleigh. Families all over the world would be enjoying the yule log. It's
going to be great. Televised yule logs all over the world!
Jon:
You mean Christmas?
Steve:
Merry Christmas to you too, Mr. Stewart.
Jon:
This weekend I believe, is Easter.
Steve:
Alright then. Happy Chanukah.
Jon:
Steve Carell, everybody.