January, 2002

With Jon Stewart.

I'd like to take a moment for a brief editorial brought to you by Frosted Flakes. In America, the greatest freedom of all is freedom of speech. We aren't beholded here by a massive organization with its own incidieous agenda, and that's grrreeat! No one influences the content of our show. And let me say that again; that's grreeeat! So, in conclusion I just want to say this, I'm thankful for the crispy flakes of American democracy that is frosted with the sweetness of a free press. All part of your complete journalistic breakfast. (puts spoonful of cereal in his mouth)

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