A list of Daily Show Captions that I've composed of from over the years of Daily Show.
(in no order)
I've noticed that the funny captions thing (for newsmakers during "headlines") ended in early 2000. Maybe we see one once a year or so, but they just don't do it anymore.
Denise Austin: She's no Kiana
James Burrus, FBI: Always Gets His Housewife
Rep. Tom Delay: NRA Lackey
Vance DeGeneres: Guns For A Concerned Media
Beth Littleford: United Americans Stating Media's Concerns.
Sheriff Thomas Hodgson: Chained to His Desk
Ed Helms: Host, "The Daily Show's Scandals and Mysteries"
Stephen Colbert: Senior
Vance DeGeneres: Chief Metrological Correspondent
Mayor Rudy Giuliani: Is Really Mean...Shh...Its a Secret
Lauren Weedman: Managing Editor, Daily show "Roxx" Magazine
Matt Walsh: Senior Aviation Expert
Stephen Colbert: Chief Theological Correspondent
Nancy Walls: Chief "Survivor" Correspondent
Miriam Tolan: Attractive But Sexually Non-threatening Financial Analyst.
Steve Carell: Gaywad
Mo Rocca: Chief Lite Relaxing Music Correspondent
Andrew Ramsbottom: His Real Name
Rob Corddry: Chief Soccer Correspondent
Matt Walsh: Money Bunny
Paula Jones: White Noise
Mo Rocca: Senior Podium Reporter
Ed Helms: Cracker Barrel
Steve Forbes: Has Flat Tax Fever
Sean-Michael Cousteau: Has a Watered Log
Willie Fulgear: Winner, Best Salvage Man
Chris Nativi: Makes His Own Gravy
Bill Gates: The Last Emperor
Prof. Paul Rothstein: Commodore 64 user
Mo Rocca: Senior Mountain Time Zone Off Year Congressional Election Analyst
Steve Carell: Media Watchdog
Stephen Colbert: Marshall McLuhan Professor of Broadcast Media Culture at Vassar
Nancy Walls: Founder, "Pregnant Citizens Against The First Amendment"
Steve Carell: Senior Alternative Lifestyles Correspondent
Ken Cooper: Surprisingly Does Not Like Cats
Katie Woman: Very Sane Lady
Marsha Simmons: Has An Opinion On Everything
Janet Reno: 10:00 p.m. Show Already Sold Out
Bill Clinton: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk...Kaki After Labor Day?
Dan Quayle: Not A Smart Man
Al Gore : America's Number Two
Ed Helms : Senior High School Athletics Correspondent
Mo Rocca: Chill-Meiser
Vance DeGeneres : Right Outside Our Studio
Miriam Tolan : Citizens Offering Critical Knowledge. (C.O.C.K)
Stephen Colbert : Maritime Correspondent
Steve Carell : Senior Reporter
Steve Carell : Chief Internet Domain Analyst
Vance DeGeneres : In House Martian Expert