Howard Stern for Governor - And with this ballot we change the course of political history Joey Buttafuoco - ...hold on my slut beeper went off.

SIGMA PHI NOTHING Jeff & Ethan's Message.wav - Leave a message or die trying. Chris.wav - Yeah this is Chris Go 2 Mall.wav (Ethan) - Brian! We're Going To The Mall! Contact Me.
	This is Sigmah Pheye Nothing. These are my best friends from college. Please visit the Sigmah Pheye Nothing web site!!

	ALAN audio - I Don't Know audio - My Butt audio - This Is My Worst Nightmare audio - Right Now It's 6 Degrees At Andy's House audio - Wow, you talk like Ricki Lake (w/build up) audio - WBTN Station ID	This is Alan. He's cool. Alan works at a local radio station programming the computer so he can chat on it, and writing news, and occasionally being on the air. His hobbies include comic books, Howard Stern, and Star Trek. He became my friend Summer 1993 when I called up the radio station to request an obscure song "Tarzan Boy"... that's where I got the nickname. You can see his web page here.
	SALLY audio - That's the way, uh huh - uh huh, I like it... audio - It's driving me crazy audio - Mom singing happy birthday to me on my answering machine audio - Uh huh (#1) audio - Uh huh (#2) audio - Uh huh (#3) audio - I Don't Know audio - See You Around Christmas audio - Brian I'm going crazy putting these lights up!	This is my mother. She's funny You can read more about her on my family page... that is if you want to.
	ANDY audio - from Pee-Wee's Bg Adventure, "Andy!" audio - The Infamous Cowboy Song	Andy, as you may know, was my partner of the very successful Brian and Andy Show which aired on my radio station, WBTN. Andy is a nut. He's now a senior in high school.
	ERIN audio - Andrew! Freakin' Phone! audio - Yeah That's What I Am, I'm A Slut audio - Okay	Andy and Erin are brother and sister. She was pretty cute, but as you know, girls that know they're attractive could care less about guys like me who notice... As you can see, I noticed her mowing the lawn across the street. At that point I hadn't learned how to communicate with girls yet... still debateable now! She's a sophomore in college
	PHANTOM (JEREMY) audio - We'd like you to come to NetHeaven... audio - Shut up Go to Jeremy's Web Page	Ahhh yes, Jeremy. Also known as Phantom, Phatty, Phagnum. Jeremy was the first one among us who became a netizen (Dick's words). He is a huge fan of opera, classical music, and Packard Bell Computers (just kidding!) Actually he hates them with a passion. See his hate page here. Jeremy is undescribeably different. He is truly one of a kind, and the way he thinks cannot be deciphered, nonetheless he's cool. He was my friend in high school when no one else was...
	HALEY audio - How Pathetic (Phone Slam)	This was my first girlfriend. She taught me everything from how to kiss to what it feels like to be dumped to how to get over a broken heart (that part she started - I had to learn the rest on my own). Last I heard she's gained quite a bit of weight (*laugh*) and is very serious with the guy she started dating after the guy she dated after me...
	KIM audio - I Do Not Have A Boyfriend! from August 1990 audio - A funny call from the Brian and Andy Show	This is Kim Fisher. She used to be our neighbor. Kim has always been f---ed up in the head as long as anyone's known her. After Haley, she was the one I wanted. I think it was physical attraction more than anything; she knew her body was nice and never hid it. Kim definitely had something no one I know has ever been able to duplicate... OH MY GWOD!!! - Last I heard she was still messed up; probably a mom in a mental hospital. I hope she's okay...
	MARY audio - I don't even know why I'm calling... audio - Whoo Hoo! audio - What is up with that?	Mary is/was/is/was my second girlfriend. Even though we're apart, I will always love her. This sound clip is from the point in her life where she was in the middle of deciding whether or not to get off the Brian highway... she was tedering on the shoulder... eventually she chose to stay on, but her step-dad eventually cut her off anyway. Now, she doesn't care what anyone thinks and has resumed her quest of me. Nothing will stop her. The question is am I ready again? If she is willing then I'm willing, but I'm leaving it up to her and moving on with my life as best I can.
	NICHOLE audio - Oh God!	This is Nichole. Nichole has never spoken to me, and has admitted to never seeing me before. She's the kind of girl every guy wants, but never gets. Nichole always was a great topic of conversation between Alan and me, yet we have no clue if what we were saying had any relevence!... I had a crush on her spring 1994 and kept it to myself. TB and friends...
	HORSEBOY (PETE) audio - Ahhhhhhhh! audio - Tom, do you want to go to bed or something? audio - That's one of those damned if you do, damned if you don't questions audio - Nothing like a good deal audio - Ha ha ha, that's interesting (blurred) Go to Pete's Web Page	Pete is my best friend. I met him when I was in 8th grade and since we've basically been ok. We have most in common, and Pete's life seems to emulate mine better than Jeremy's does Dick St. Peter's. Pete is a nut, too. Most of my friends are crazy in the head -- I like it like that, makes me look more sane! Seriously, he's doing okay now... college bound next year.
	TRIFFID, LORD SICON (JODY) audio - Pete's a loser... but I'm a nice guy! Go to Lord Sicon's Web Page	Triffid was an acquaintance who rode my bus throughout high school. He really didn't get stuck in my life until the day I almost slid off West Mountain in my car. Him and Pete were there, and cause of him my car got unstuck from the little hill that otherwise kept me from going down the side. Since then he's been a good friend. It's like "Satan did you a favor now you'll never get rid of him!". Thanks Triffid, you're insane!
	KACEE	Kacee is one of my friends here... She's a cool friend when she wants to be. :) No sounds yet, sorry

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