The Sigmah Pheye Nothing Page

In Memory of Christopher Cybulski

Einstein: The Founder of Nerd-dom "I want to know God's thoughts ... the rest are details"

"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self."

This, shown on the left, is a picture of Albert Einstein who is considered by many to be the founder of the Nerd Way of Life. It is to him that we credit our very existence. The God of Nerdom has given us a purpose, and that purpose is... well, we don't know. All we do know is that without him we'd be towel boys for the jocks.

What is Sigmah Pheye Nothing... What makes us who we are? What the hell are we talking about? We love women We are horny Geek entertainment Maybe I'm a nerd
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Of course what would the
Sigmah Pheye Nothing Page
be without our Living Prophet,
Colonel Bill Gates
(Waging war on any other not-as-nerdy company that exists)
Bill Gates Army Colonel

Is there a story behind Sigmah Pheye Nothing?... Of course there is!!!
Its simple. Like, the first day of college they had this RoboRave thing. This girl Kerry (there always has to be a girl doesn't there?) came up to Ethan and said "You always stand there by yourself?" (or something to that effect). Ok. So now she knows him. Next day, lunch. Brian's sitting in the cafeteria BY HIMSELF as usual when this girl Kerry, again, went up to him, a stranger, and said "Why are you sitting here by yourself. Wanna sit over here with my friend and I?", so he did. Ten minutes later, seeing another kid sitting all by himself, she went over to him and asked the same thing. That was Jeff. Finally, indirectly, through a floormate Maria, Chris was introduced to Kerry. Being our only friend, we hung out with Kerry a lot. That's how we met. Realizing our similarities with each other and differences with Everybody else Jeff jokingly came up with Sigmah Pheye Nothing, which now has grown into not just a dinky little fraternity, but a way of life for all of us. We decided to use the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse. Why, I don't know. All I do know is that the Apocolypse is part of the Book Of Revelations in the New Testament prophecizing the end of the world, and The Age Of The Apocolypse is a term describing the time period of the existence of the X-Men character Apocolypse. Read about it here and here. That's basically it. Most of us still go to Marist College in Poughkeepsie, NY. We're all Computer majors of some kind. What can I say? . . . Thank Kerry for all this (that we know each other)!
(If someone could fix this and make it more truth-ful PLEASE send it to me, thanks!)
Meet the intelligently gifted yet socially challenged members of Sigmah Pheye Nothing...
The Four Horsemen
Chris WAR
Old Voice Sample This is Chris. Chris was best known for his knowledge of computer hardware, Novell Networks, and Star Wars. Chris died June 10, 1998 from complications of Hotchkins (or Hodgekins) Disease. There is currently no known cure for this cancer, which affects the lymph system of the body. Sigma Phi Nothing lives on in his memory.
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Old Voice Sample This is Brian. He is rare being the only Computer Nerd who doesn't have a total grasp on Star Wars, Magic, or Star Trek. Brian enjoys disc jockeying; a hobby which he has used to his advantage for over seven years. He spends way too much time in front of his computer and not enough time doing homework. Brian now has moved on and lives in Scottsbluff, Nebraska where he lucked out and got a great job at an ISP / Computer shop.
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Old Voice Sample Ethan is an artist... sometimes. He is also a murderer and guitarist on weekends. Your typical CS major, he plays vampire more than quake. He listens to Bauhaus way too much, assuming he's not otherwise occupied with screaming black-clad figures.
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Old Voice Sample Jeff Novakouski is a deranged sociopath who loves chalk candy hearts. He and can be often found wearing green sunglasses and black fingerless leather gloves.

Ask us a question, we tell you no lies!
Now you can ask us anything you want! Go ahead... we dare you!

You are humanoid number 9999 that has dared to peer into our meaningless brotherhood...
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I thought I would start this thing since no one is as socially challenged as I.

This page last fondled by Brian on Sunday June 14, 1998 at 12:14am MDT.
Don't you wish you were? Brian was last fondled by this page... um...

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Disclaimer: This page is presented as a humorous account of what life may be like given the mentioned circumstances. Although what is mentioned above cannot be discredited as fiction, please do not get the wrong idea about our attitudes and moralities. The above only details the worst-case scenerio. Thank you.
The use of "Sigmah Pheye" on this page is in no way associated with the nationally renoun fraternity "Sigma Phi", which I guess is a registered trademark, although I have not found any proof of this. In the event that this page is in some way infringing on the rights of "Sigma Phi", then I ask them to please contact me. It seems they are offended by the truth of how people who weren't "good enough" to become members of their fraternity have shed light on their "kind".